notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….


(Source: orangeis)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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trinitymemes:

ICONIC NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  


imsirius:

Emma Stone is a Fortune Teller 
↳What’s the hottest dance craze gonna be next year?


emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)