kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

schmergo:

I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: emoij)

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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allthatextrastuff:

I like how Mother Gothel finds a bar with sounds of men singing echoing from it and she’s all like

yep rapunzel is definitely here


cakehere:

I asked for a pick up line but he went for a joke :)))) he thinks he's funny

(Source: mukenope)